![]() Blackjack is still the easiest way to earn money quickly, and roulette is still a chore, taking far too long per turn. I’m not sure if I’m imagining things, but Poker didn’t seem all that random, as I was able to start predicting the cards I’d get pairs of by the time I finished playing. The poker table’s text is low resolution with visible jaggies the same can be said for the background. The reuse of assets from Xteme 2 seems to be a common occurrence, as the backgrounds in the casino are essentially identical. It seems like the movement animations from Xtreme 2 are reused here, as the girls stiffly run around with their arms held at 90-degree angles. While it is the most engaging gameplay in the game, it isn’t much more advanced than volleyball games from the NES era. Volleyball, the mainstay of the series, is the same as it has always been, that is to say, it’s very basic. Even after nine hours with the game, I found myself ending up in the pool occasionally no matter how careful I was. The button presses are just as sensitive as before, meaning you’ll end up in the pool more often than not. ![]() You’ll be mindlessly pressing buttons as displayed on top of ugly floating platforms that look lower-resolution than anything else on screen at the time. The pool hopping mini-game is back and essentially unchanged. ![]() Flag races play like the 100-meter dash in Track & Field: Mash X when the game says go and you win. The same can be said for tug-of-war, that can be won by simply mashing the stick in either direction. I was able to close my eyes and simply mash the O button over and over and pull off a win, even when playing against harder opponents. Butt battles, where girls thrust their asses towards each other in hopes of knocking the other into the pool in what feels like a fucked-up version of American Gladiators, requires almost no thought. With six mini-games on offer you’d think at least one of them would be entertaining, but that isn’t the case. ![]()
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